|Sick of lazy dealers?
We ship directly to your house within 2-3 business days. You don't need to leave your couch!
Tired of pinched bags?
All our packages weigh exactly what we say they will! Order an ounce - receive an ounce!
Burnt out on Mexican shwag?
Our buds and hydroponic hybrids are specially bred bud for optimal potency and are the absolute HIGHEST QUALITY in the world.
Too broke to get the good stuff?
We sell ounces for what you pay for eights! Need a pound? We charge what you pay for an ounce!
Too stoned to write another marketing blurb?
Thank god my boss doesn't know it's not cigarettes I'm smoking out front.